The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now [2h]
• Man Gets Best Ideas In Splash Zone [2h]
• What To Know About ‘Sinners’ [2h]
• Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance [2h]
• RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons [2h]
• Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway [20h]
• Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal [21h]