The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline [1h]
• Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs [3h]
• How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza [5h]
• Eternal Wrestle [6h]
• Top Songs July 2025 [6h]
• Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims [6h]
• What to Know Before Going to Lollapalooza [8h]
• CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex [8h]
• Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! [10h]