The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday [1h]
• Tips For Getting Better Haircuts [1h]
• Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’ [1h]
• TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau [3h]
• Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue [3h]
• Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds [4h]
• Allbirds Pivots To AI [4h]
• Zoe Peters [6h]
• What Are We Protesting? [6h]
• All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free [6h]
• Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger [6h]
• LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children [6h]
• Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry [23h]