The Brutalist Report

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• Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz [1h]
• Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List [2h]
• Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies [3h]
• Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover [3h]
• What To Know About The Diddy Trial [4h]
• Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary [7h]
• No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit [7h]
• SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man [7h]
• Jeremy Allen White Undergoes Experimental Mouth Enlargement Surgery [7h]
• Ah Fuck, They Painted The Brick [7h]
• Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free [7h]