The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits [3d]
• Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap [3d]
• Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’ [3d]
• Fan Clearly Drowning In Diamondbacks Pool [3d]
• Man Who Bought ‘Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On [3d]
• Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife [3d]
• AI: Myth Vs. Fact [3d]
• Argentina Recognizes Goldfish As Sentient Beings With Rights [3d]
• ‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast [3d]