The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs [43m]
• What To Know About ‘Backrooms’ [2h]
• Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him [6h]
• Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out [6h]
• Alisa Schonfeld and Michael Coopersmith [6h]
• College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances [6h]
• FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job [6h]