The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. [2h]
• Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam [2h]
• Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot [2h]
• Mitch Nagler [2h]
• Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ [2h]