The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya [50d]
• Law Roach Asks Store Associate If She Has Tom Holland In Different Size [50d]
• ‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child [50d]
• Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex [50d]
• ‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff [50d]
• Tate Brothers Arrested In Florida [50d]
• New Geneva Convention Allows Use Of Child Soldiers With Signed Permission Slip [50d]