The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Overbearing Girlfriend Expects Man To Take Feelings In Head, Use Words To Say Them Into World [51d]
• RFK Jr. Reminded Not To Microwave Himself In Office Kitchen [51d]
• U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs [51d]
• JD, Usha Vance Welcome Baby Boy [51d]