The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule [3d]
• Bananas Split [3d]
• Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum [3d]
• Trump Asks National Intelligence Point-Blank If God Real [3d]
• RFK Jr. Scales Back Childhood Mortality Schedule [3d]
• Study Finds Increased Demand Among Gen Z For Non-Alcoholic Fathers [3d]