The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’ [4d]
• Oil Stocks Rise After U.S. Capture Of Maduro [4d]
• Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week [4d]
• Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago [4d]
• Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence [4d]
• Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard [4d]
• Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space [4d]
• NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks [4d]
• British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good [4d]