The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern [11d]
• SNAP Warns Recipients It Could Be Days Before Kidneys Regain Function [11d]
• Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal [11d]
• ‘Lucifer Bee’ With Devil-Like Horns Discovered In Australia [11d]
• Kourtney Kardashian Casually Mentions She Passed Bar Just Fine [11d]
• Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple [11d]
• Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee [11d]
• Cynthia Erivo Disappointed To Discover All Her ‘Wicked: For Good’ Scenes Cut [11d]
• Timeline Of Nancy Pelosi’s Career [11d]
• Sloan Wyckoff and Rowan Bishop [11d]
• Divisio, the Malevolent Mathgician [11d]