The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New AI Chatbots Let Users Text With Jesus [12d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney [12d]
• ‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation [12d]
• Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History [12d]
• Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight [12d]
• Jack Schlossberg, Member Of Schlossberg Political Dynasty, Announces Run For Congress [12d]
• Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication [12d]
• Sarah Carney [12d]
• Betty Greenberg and Stephen Harold [12d]
• Crenellated Aesthetic [12d]
• Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson [12d]
• Dana White Can’t Believe Rabbits Still Getting Beneath Octagon Fence [12d]
• Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles [12d]