The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company [26d]
• China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans [26d]
• Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday [26d]
• Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers [26d]
• IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age [26d]
• Mike McDaniel Coaches Game Laying Facedown On Sideline [26d]