The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cameroon Elects 92-Year-Old President [27d]
• Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too [27d]
• Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold [27d]
• Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House [27d]