The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pete Hegseth Rails Against Fat Generals [8d]
• Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’ [8d]
• Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President [9d]
• Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91 [9d]
• Artist Profile: Zach Bryan [9d]
• Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of ‘The Pitt’ [9d]
• RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs [9d]
• Mommy and Mommy’s Friend Luke [9d]