The Brutalist Report - onion

The Onion

OpenAI Introduces Parental Controls [10d]
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity [10d]
New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong [10d]
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri [10d]
Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk [10d]
Window Ajar [10d]
Gail Barnsom [10d]