The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hacked Elmo Account Posts Antisemitic Messages [23d]
• Yorgos Lanthimos Figures He 3 Films Away From Hanging With Emma Stone Outside Work [23d]
• White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off [23d]
• MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump [23d]
• White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off [23d]
• Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi [23d]
• Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself [23d]
• ‘I Used To Work Here,’ Says   Pete Buttigieg, Wandering    Onto Busy Highway [23d]
• Mark Huang and Gerald Blevins [23d]
• Concentration Scamp [23d]