The Brutalist Report

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• FEMA By The Numbers [24d]
• Jane Birkin’s Original Birkin Bag Sells At Auction For $10 Million [24d]
• Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System [24d]
• Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia [24d]
• Mattel Introduces First Barbie With Diabetes [24d]
• Artist Profile: Haim [24d]
• Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup [24d]
• DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website [24d]
• Sext Has Edit History [24d]
• Fantastic Displacement Opportunity [24d]