The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Steep Drop In American Mothers’ Mental Health [3d]
• FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large [3d]
• Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla [3d]
• Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off [3d]
• Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words [3d]
• Trump’s Military Parade By The Numbers [3d]
• Iran Cracks Down On Pet Dogs [3d]
• Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started [3d]
• Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame [4d]
• Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp [4d]
• Interactive Planetarium Exhibit Offers Guests Chance To Touch Live Protostar [4d]
• Matthew Early [4d]
• Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel [4d]