The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico [9d]
• Study Finds Plants Increasingly Reliant On Gig Workers For Pollination [9d]
• Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away [9d]
• What To Know About The Real ID Deadline [9d]
• Prison Guards Burn Another Pile Of Used Underwear Sent To Luigi Mangione [9d]
• Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony [9d]
• RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety [9d]