The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department [9d]
• Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose [10d]
• Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs [10d]
• FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason [10d]
• Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower [10d]
• Timeline Of Pope Francis’ Life [10d]