The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals [349d]
• Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop [349d]
• Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs [349d]
• Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space [349d]
• NASA Rescues Children Stranded For 9 Months At Space Camp [349d]
• Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children [350d]
• Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies [350d]
• It Has A Wine Fridge [350d]
• Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe [350d]
• Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger [350d]