The Brutalist Report - onion

The Onion

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100 [247d]
Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency [248d]
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’ [248d]
White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers [248d]
Jade Easton and Jeremy Sykes [248d]
Mark Rodney [248d]
Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones [248d]