The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mark Zuckerberg Assures Concerned Parents That He’s Keeping Very Close Personal Eye On Teen Accounts [821d]
• Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless [821d]
• Man Looks On Helplessly As Cascade Of Clear Liquid Fills Cup At Soda Fountain [821d]
• First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk [821d]
• Donald Trump Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize [821d]
• Nominance And Snubmission [821d]
• Nicki Minaj Releases Megan Thee Stallion Diss Track [821d]
• Celebrities React To Deepfake Pornography [822d]
• Report: Sure Been A While Since Someone Killed Themselves On Live TV [822d]
• Loved Ones Staging Intervention Also Drunk [822d]
• Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes [822d]