The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs To Face Off At Super Bowl LVIII [822d]
• Americans Explain Why Nitrogen Gas Should Be Used For Executions [822d]
• This Is What Happens To The Human Body After Drinking A Panera Charged Lemonade [822d]
• Husband Wishes Wife Had Been More Honest When They Were Dating About Wanting Family Portraits [823d]
• Dermatologists Recommend Regularly Checking Yourself For Skin [823d]
• Excited Chili’s Customers Treated To Glimpse Of Almighty Shift Manager [823d]
• Breaking: The Colonel Would Like To Take You As His Bride [823d]