The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat [52d]
• China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S. [52d]
• George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ [52d]
• Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts [52d]
• Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again [52d]
• A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set [52d]