The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness [37d]
• Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled [38d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman [38d]
• God Angry After New Construction Blocks View Of Creation [38d]
• Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair [38d]