The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant [38d]
• Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift [38d]
• Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI [39d]
• FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter [39d]
• Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores [39d]
• Jeremy Stark [39d]
• Stephen Miller Assures Susie Wiles He Has Fridge Full Of Healthy Human Breasts [39d]
• Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm [39d]
• Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again [39d]