The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found [5d]
• Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment [5d]
• Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’ [5d]
• Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window [5d]
• Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession [5d]
• Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia [5d]
• Menopause: Myth Vs. Fact [5d]