The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Taliban Imposes Internet Blackout Amid Morality Crackdown [11d]
• Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact [11d]
• Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park [11d]
• U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage [11d]
• Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals [11d]
• Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals [11d]
• Indiana Offers Tax Breaks To Attract Religious Doomsday Cults [11d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter [11d]
• Caleb Marks and Tiffany Williamson [11d]
• Signature Moves [11d]