The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch [318d]
• Raccoon With Meth Pipe Found In Driver’s Seat Of Car [318d]
• Study: Most Millennials Will Never Own Swanky Undersea Apartment Where Fish Swim Past Windows [318d]
• Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses [318d]
• Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg [319d]
• Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing [319d]