The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes [11d]
• RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants [11d]
• Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing [11d]
• Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant [11d]
• Thrift Store Categorizes Inflatable Birthing Tub As Decor [11d]