The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants [17d]
• Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species [17d]
• Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’ [17d]
• Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance [17d]
• Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death [17d]
• DOJ Plants Gun On Maine [17d]
• Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked [17d]
• Study Finds Handmade Boy Marionettes Falling Behind Peers In School [17d]
• Obamas Show Off Vibrant Marriage By Inviting Nation To Join Them In Boudoir [17d]
• Sammy Gertz [17d]