The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory [243d]
• Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side [243d]
• Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace [243d]
• JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbling Second Lady [243d]
• Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society [243d]
• Coachella By The Numbers [243d]
• Parenting Experts Share Tips For Talking To Kids About Being Heir To Throne Of Small European Kingdom [243d]
• Neoclassical Gem [243d]
• New iPad Offers 3 Months Of Something Called Apple Deli+ [243d]