The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024 [515d]
• DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up [515d]
• Tireless Civil Rights Crusaders Not So Smug Now [515d]
• America Defeats America [515d]
• Mentally Broken Nation Starts Dressing, Speaking Like Frank Sinatra [516d]
• Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning [516d]
• Russia Fines Google $20 Decillion [516d]
• James Howington IV and Charlotte Glass-Genevoix [516d]
• Election Officials Announce Results Won’t Be Available Until After You Brush Teeth, Put On Jammies [516d]
• Doug Emhoff Forced To Sit In Corner Of Election Party After Getting Too Hyper [516d]
• Confident Jill Stein Goes With Stadium For Election Party [516d]
• Anxious Trump Spends Election Night Watching Old ‘Gilmore Girls’ Episodes In Bed [516d]
• CNN Touchscreen Map Already Covered In Peanut Butter [516d]