The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat [516d]
• America Votes In 2024 Election [516d]
• Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump [517d]
• Single-Band Home [517d]
• Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting [517d]
• Man Wearing ‘I Vorted’ Sticker Beginning To Worry That Wasn’t Legitimate Polling Place [517d]
• Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes [517d]
• Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine [517d]