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ESPN NFL

Packers shut out Saints to clinch playoff berth for fifth time in six years [132d]
49ers rule out LT Williams, others for last 2 games [132d]
'Sorry fellas': Lamar Jackson plans on watching Beyoncé's performance during Ravens-Texans [132d]
Gannon on Cards' collapse: 'Indictment on myself' [132d]
Sources: Texans claim WR Johnson off waivers [132d]
Rodgers muses at 'being released by a teenager' [132d]
Packers' Musgrave, out since W4, active for MNF [132d]
Raiders ignore draft uproar: 'Don't do this to lose' [132d]
Mahomes: Ankle should be OK during short week [132d]
Bears LT Jones out for season with ankle injury [132d]
Waiver wire: Potential replacements for James Conner, Jalen Hurts [132d]
Ex-NFL QB Vick introduced as Norfolk St. coach [132d]
Texans WR Dell has torn ACL, dislocated kneecap [132d]
First bets: Early picks for Week 17 [132d]
Rookie Brock Bowers key in helping Raiders end 10-game skid [133d]
Jets WR Garrett Wilson wants more targets, but says 'people see it differently' [133d]
'Run it!' ... or not: The Broncos gave up on the run against the Chargers, and it might have cost them [133d]
Wild Commanders win prompts jabs at Eagles, leading Week 16 trolls [133d]
Saints' Darren Rizzi is staying true to himself in head coaching quest [133d]
'Channel my inner Bavaro': Packers' Tucker Kraft breaking out amid comparisons to an NFL great [133d]
Eliminated Cowboys flex 'their pride,' beat Bucs [133d]

ESPN NBA

Nuggets' Murray out vs. Suns with sprained ankle [132d]
Embiid ejected in chaotic opening half in Philly [132d]
Start of Cavs vs. Jazz delayed by broken hoop [132d]
Mavs' Doncic (heel) to return Monday vs. Blazers [132d]
Wolves' Edwards fined again for criticizing officials [132d]
Giannis, Dame both out versus Bulls with illness [132d]
Waiver wire pickups: Go get Herbert Jones, Trey Murphy III [132d]
Victor Wembanyama doesn't want to be put in a box: 'I won't fit' [133d]

ESPN MLB

MLB, umpires reach tentative deal for new CBA [132d]
Phillies, righty Ross finalize one-year contract [132d]
New-look Astros admit talks with Bregman stalled [132d]
Sources: Slugger Jimenez gets Rays minors deal [132d]
McCutchen returns to Pirates on one-year deal [132d]
Sources: Buehler, Red Sox agree to 1-year deal [132d]
Ohtani named AP Male Athlete of Year for 3rd time [132d]
How a ruling you might have missed could shake up college baseball, MLB draft forever [133d]
MLB aggrieved fan index: The 10 most frustrated fan bases of 2024 [133d]
Sources: OF Pederson, Rangers agree to contract [133d]
Sources: Manaea back to Mets for 3 years, $75M [133d]

ESPN NHL

Bruins' Pastrnak exits with upper-body injury [132d]
Crosby ties Lemieux's Penguins record for assists [132d]
Sabres halt 13-game slide with rout of Islanders [132d]
Tkachuk returns following collision with Kucherov [132d]
'Safe travels': Devils follow emphatic win over Rangers with petty posts [132d]
Fantasy hockey waiver picks: Kaapo Kakko's prime opportunity in Seattle [132d]
Rangers make Kreider healthy scratch vs. Devils [132d]
Petgrave calls Johnson's death 'tragic accident' [132d]
World Junior Championship preview: Top contenders, key players to watch [133d]

ESPN SOCCER

Inzaghi remains calm amid Lautaro's goal drought [132d]
Transfer rumors, news: Bayern Munich short list Borussia Dortmund's Jamie Gittens [132d]
Boston NWSL team signs White Stadium lease [132d]
Title-chasing Inter claim 2-0 home win over Como [132d]
FIFPRO rejects transfer changes after Diarra ruling [132d]
Lease agreement confirmed for White Stadium [132d]
Chelsea's Enzo finally 'feeling good' under Maresca [132d]
Man City's star loyalty sees prodigies leave -- and flourish [132d]
LaLiga strugglers Valencia sack head coach Baraja [132d]
Atletico's Barcelona heist, Liverpool thump Spurs, more: Marcotti recaps the weekend [132d]
Source: No pressure on Amorim to pick Rashford [132d]
Arsenal's Saka out for 'many weeks' with injury [133d]
Transfer rumors, news: Barcelona offered Chelsea's Nkunku [133d]
The VAR Review: Estupiñán missed red card, Pickford penalty [133d]
PL high-fliers Forest hire ex-Roma CEO Souloukou [133d]
Mourinho plans no time off for 'minor' operation [133d]

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