The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online [14d]
• Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’ [14d]
• U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion [14d]
• Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls [14d]
• Date Name-Drops Creator Of ‘Beetle Bailey’ [14d]