The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One [22d]
• ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Force Relocation Of Undersea Cable To Avoid Fictional Elf’s Grave [23d]
• Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid [23d]
• Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact [23d]
• White House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’ [23d]
• Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway [23d]
• Trump Unveils New 250-Foot Gilded Catering Container For Presidential Travel [23d]