The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa [23d]
• Inter-Not-So-Stellar [23d]
• Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian [23d]
• Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets [24d]
• Gene Editing Used To Create Hypoallergenic Beagles [24d]
• Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him [24d]
• Ben Hopper [24d]