The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law [24d]
• White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary [25d]
• ‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist [25d]
• Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets [25d]