The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money [35d]
• Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting ‘Suck On This’ [36d]
• We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like [36d]
• Vacationing Mom Misses Alexa [36d]
• Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew [36d]
• Truth Social Begins Selling Advanced Access To Trump Posts [36d]
• What To Know About ‘One Night Only’ [36d]
• Michelle Zhang-Russo [36d]