The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation [42d]
• Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout [42d]
• Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’ [42d]
• Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’ [43d]
• Pros And Cons Of Arresting Netanyahu [43d]
• Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16 [43d]
• Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave [43d]
• Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate [43d]