The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court [6d]
• Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad [6d]
• Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind [6d]
• White House Hovering, Falling 10 Feet Off Ground In Sync With Melania Snoring [6d]
• Guy Violently Coughing On Bus Better Just Have Throat Cancer [6d]
• Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ [6d]