The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies [67d]
• Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings [67d]
• Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks [67d]
• City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists [67d]
• California Bans ‘Sell By’ Food Labels [67d]
• Just A Birthmark [67d]
• Brood Of Disney Child Stars Emerges From Ground [67d]
• Hungover ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Expert Pulls Another   Appraisal Out Of Her Ass [67d]