The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists [21d]
• Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now [21d]
• Escaped Giraffe Unable To Be Located [21d]
• Elaine Gardener [21d]
• Last Living Millennial Dies [21d]
• Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 [21d]
• Older Cousin Demonstrates   New Pressure   Points Learned Since Last Visit [21d]
• Supreme Court Upholds Temporal Gerrymander That Would Cost Democrats 1932 Election [21d]
• Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion [21d]