The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Giannis Antetokounmpo Takes Out Full-Page Ad Thanking Bucks Fans For Not Eating Him [27d]
• New ‘Jackass’ Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail [28d]
• New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die [28d]
• Rigged Erection [28d]
• Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In [28d]
• World Cup Tourists Fail To Leave Tips [28d]
• Roommate Ruins Completely Arbitrary Spice Drawer Layout [28d]
• Indian Director Scores Movie’s Psychedelic Section With Trippy Western Classical Music [28d]