The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’ [47d]
• Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir [47d]
• Diana Yanko [47d]
• Man Plans To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro For 90th Birthday [47d]
• Mom Disappointed Kids Not Coming Home For National Donut Day [47d]
• What Are We Donating To Goodwill? [47d]
• Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies [47d]
• Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft [48d]