The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• South Korean Starbucks Apologizes For Ad That Evoked Massacre [7d]
• Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community [7d]
• DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women [7d]
• Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model [7d]
• Marshawn Lynch Regrets Turning Down Chili’s Ad For ‘Euphoria’ [7d]
• Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4 [7d]
• Secret Service Tackles Blood Clot That Jumped White House Fence [7d]
• What To Know About Pope Leo’s Encyclical On AI [7d]