The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo [25d]
• Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock [25d]
• Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence [25d]
• Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE [25d]
• Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement [25d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular [25d]
• Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today [25d]
• Jack In The Box [25d]
• You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic [25d]
• Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean [25d]