The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird [26d]
• Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew [26d]
• King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner [26d]
• Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion [26d]
• Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal [26d]
• Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything [26d]
• AARP Releases Strong April Jowls Report [26d]