The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings [34d]
• Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO [34d]
• Rancor Baby [34d]
• ‘Michael’ Criticized For Depicting Neverland Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had [34d]
• UFC Broadcasters Look Like It [35d]
• Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough [35d]
• Nation’s Dads Yearn For Chance To Back Large Vehicle Into Tight Spot [35d]