The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times [4d]
• Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table [4d]
• Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball [4d]
• Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto [4d]
• The Noble Prize [4d]
• U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia [4d]
• Never Mind, It’s An Airbnb Now [4d]
• Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out [4d]
• GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact [4d]
• Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December [4d]